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The Daily Word is … Fucktide (THE 12 DAYS OF Fuckmas - Episode 8)
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The Daily Word is … Fucktide (THE 12 DAYS OF Fuckmas - Episode 8)

"Alright, check this out. They call it 'yuletide'—sounds all fancy and British, like we should be wearing top hats and singing carols. But let me tell you what it REALLY is.

It's that special time between Halloween and New Year's where your credit card just... bursts into flames. Your liver sends you a formal complaint.

Your in-laws show up 'just for the weekend' and they're still there in February, reorganizing your kitchen at 6:47 AM like they pay rent. That's not a season.

That's a fucktide. And if you made it through with your sanity and your marriage intact, you deserve a trophy. A goddamn trophy.

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