"Alright, check this out. It's Monday morning. You're barely functioning, running on coffee and spite, and then—bam—you open your email. There's the invite. You click the attachment. Forty-seven bullet points. 'Synergy.' 'Circle back.' A 'parking lot' for ideas they're gonna ignore like a red-headed stepchild.
Your eye starts twitching. Your liver texts you: 'I'm not doing this again.' That, my friends, is not a meeting agenda. That's a fuckgenda.
And if your boss sent you one this week, I'm sorry, but you're legally allowed to set your laptop on fire and collect unemployment.
Let me say it right so you can feel the trauma in your bones: fuck-JEN-duh. Rolls off the tongue like a cry for help, don't it?
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