"It's 4:55 PM on a Tuesday. You finally fixed the car. You paid off one credit card. You think you're winning. Then your ex texts 'hey,' your boss schedules a 'quick sync,' your phone buzzes with a student loan reminder, and your problems start playing the world's saddest song on an instrument nobody asked for. Let's call this chaotic symphony what it is: Fuckordion.
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