"Alright, listen to me. You ever been to that family dinner? I'm talking the one where your MAGA uncle just discovered memes from 2012 and thinks he's Warren Buffett?
Where your vegan cousin is giving the turkey a full Catholic funeral with hymns and everything?
Where your mom is asking why you're still single IN BETWEEN bites of green bean casserole like she's running a life audit and a taste test simultaneously?
You can't survive that sober. You need something stronger. You need that holiday sludge.
That alcoholic life support. That... fuckog. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.
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