Today's word: Fuckhistle (pronounced: fuck-WHY-sul). Noun. That high-pitched, passive-aggressive "eee-ooo-eee-ooo" your boss makes when you dare to stand up from your desk at 12:01 PM instead of waiting until 12:30 like a good little wage slave.
It's not a sound—it's a warning siren that translates to "How DARE you have basic human needs during MY productivity hours."
As in: "My fuckhistle went off when I walked to the break room, and now I'm in a mandatory 3-hour meeting about 'team dedication' that could've been a fucking email."
I'm Hawsé Sumi. New words daily at 6 AM.
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