"Alright, check this out. You ever bite into one of them candy canes? First bite—CRACK. Now you got a broken tooth.
Second lick—SLICE. Now your tongue's bleeding like you bit a razor blade. And it tastes like your grandma's perfume collection from 1987. But the REAL peppermint?
That's the schnapps. That's the rocket fuel you need when your MAGA uncle is talking about 'the war on Christmas' like he's a Fox News anchor, your vegan cousin is doing open-heart surgery on the turkey, and your mom is asking why you're still single WHILE chewing.
That's not a mint. That's a Fuckermint. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.
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