"Alright, listen to me. You ever been in Target? Of course you have. December rolls around, you're just trying to grab a PS5 for your nephew, and that song comes on.
You know the one. Mariah. Carey. 'All I Want for Christmas Is You.' First time? Cute. 47th time? I wanna commit a war crime at the self-checkout.
Meanwhile, Granny Bootsy over here has her cart parked like she's guarding the nuclear football. My phone's at 2%—2%!—and my kid's in aisle 7 screaming Santa's not real like he just read some forbidden philosophy.
That's not Christmas spirit. That's a fuckarol. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.
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